Narcissism – A 12 Step Program **Revisited
I'm knocking the dust off of an old post in the hopes that it will be enjoyed by the masses. Comments are welcome...........
After much thinking, I have discovered that we as a society have way too many self help and self discovery programs. Be that as it may, it is with self adoration that I have come up with my own type of program. A Narcissistic 12 stepper if you will, but in reverse. We begin with step number Twelve and work our way to step number One. Each step completed is a step closer to self fulfillment and self- importance.
My program is designed with me in mind and I will allow you into my world as long as you understand that. I am in many ways helping you help me with my obsessive compulsive disorder known as narcissism. The Internet defines this disorder as:
Diagnostic Criteria
A pervasive pattern of grandiosity (in fantasy or behavior), need for admiration, and lack of empathy, beginning by early adulthood and present in a variety of contexts, as indicated by five (or more) of the following:
has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
believes that he or she is "special" and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or high-status people (or institutions)
requires excessive admiration
has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable
treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations
is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends
lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others
is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her
shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes
By me illustrating this behavior I am hopefully helping you break the narcissistic plague that has cropped up in our American Society. Here are the 12 steps to Narcissism as designed by me; Kenneth Ketterman, your admiration is expected.
The book (Pamphlet) that I have written clearly defines each step; it is unique in a sense because it begins with chapter 12 and descends to chapter 1 which is the holy grail of the whole subject. Narcissism may not be cured, yet it is my belief that it can be humbled.
Note: If you have noticed that I have been switching back and forth from helping you to perfecting the narcissistic lifestyle it because I am fighting my own narcissistic enemy within.
Chapters
12. Pompous
11. Demanding Admiration
10. Lacking Empathy
9. Self-importance
8. Conceited
7. Selfish
6. Egocentric
5. Embellishing Achievements
4. Self-absorbed
3. Arrogance
2. Grandeur
1. Narcissism
posted by: OldSchool (reply)
post date: 03.20.08 (5:13 pm)
Many great people have some narcissistic tendencies. The key word is "some" but it's not all bad.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.20.08 (6:20 pm)
so that is what bush's problem is...
posted by: fractalmom (reply)
post date: 03.20.08 (7:12 pm)
jumping on the bandwagon? think we can go on the late night tv circuit and make some real money??? LOL. we can get a group up, I am sure of it. Tbloggers of the world Unite!!
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.21.08 (7:04 am)
Reply to: fractalmom
I love it when people get me. I think this wiley band og tbloggers would scare your average televesion host.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.21.08 (7:06 am)
Reply to: nightbreed
I think Bush has a mighty fine product that generation of people have enjoyed. Bush's Baked Beans goes great on a Saturday afternoon bbq.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.21.08 (7:11 am)
Reply to: OldSchool
Wanting to do great things and being a nacissistic self indulged jack ass is another thing completely. I'm all about ego and shining a spot light on myself but not at the cost of destroyering people to boost my own self worth.
Perhaps I'm a bit narcissistic with a conscience............
posted by: OldSchool (reply)
post date: 03.21.08 (8:03 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Yes, I agree. I think if you can take the best components of narcissm and combine it with a moral compass of sorts, it can make a great individual person. If you can excel while not hurting others (or better yet while helping others too) that is pretty special.
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 03.21.08 (9:07 am)
Did you happen to catch the new "Miss Guided" show on TV last night?
- "It's always nice to meet someone in my own league" -
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.21.08 (9:10 am)
Reply to: PirateGirl
I have not seen that show or the trailer. Mrs Squirrel and I played some unorganized tennis last night. All I can say is that I shoulda worn a helmet with a tight chin strap.
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 03.21.08 (9:14 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
OUCH! lol!
- The show is by Ashton Kutcher - one of the teachers ( or maybe he was the asst. principal?) totally fits this bill!
Ps. - the fireworks-flashing dot thing is soooo not helping my migraine - Oi!
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.21.08 (9:21 am)
Reply to: PirateGirl
SO sorry about the flashy thing....I sometimes feel like I'm going into a color induced siezure.
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 03.21.08 (9:32 am)
yeah, that too!
- ah well, guess every narcissist has their own attention getters ;)
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.21.08 (9:36 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
beans beans..good for your heart... the more you eat the more you.....smell art..rofl
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.23.08 (3:04 pm)
psssst... that's not an easterbunny outside.. it's an alien in a bunny suit...
posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 03.24.08 (11:12 pm)
In all your shining glory
I elect you to be our leader
for/of the narcissistic tbloggers
~ UNITE!
... and afterwards we can have a party!
PirateGirl will relinquish her stash of
rum; not that I drink any of the stuff myself!!!
And all you guys can race around in your golf carts
as us girlie/girls keep tabs on who is winning...
sound like a deal?
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.25.08 (5:49 am)
Reply to: auntconi
Sounds like a deal 'cept that I would want co-rulers and sub-leaders and assistants and....
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 03.25.08 (8:30 am)
Hey... you described ME! I resent that.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.25.08 (10:30 am)
Reply to: surrogate
Hehehehe, resent or resemble? It's all good.
posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 03.25.08 (5:07 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
... and, and, and ~ gotcha!
posted by: emerging (reply)
post date: 03.26.08 (9:11 pm)
Egotist: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation!
posted by: emerging (reply)
post date: 03.26.08 (9:14 pm)
I love me
You love me
We know that it's all about me
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to me
I'm so glad we all love me
(to the tune of the Barney song)
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.27.08 (5:54 am)
Reply to: emerging
Very very clever and funny I must say but, that was supposed to be chapter two! We have a mole in our mist, who would dare steal my chapter? I smell almonds and high karate cologne........surr?