That's all I need
I had all but given up on one of those new fangled networking sites that is strangely similar to myspace for finding old high school friends or making new ones. I was pleasantly surprised yesterday to discover an old high school friend had found me on that very site.
It amazes me that I have spent a good portion of my life in careers that for the most part helps people. A civil servant if you will, I have detained people, arrested and subsequently locked up some not so nice people. I have trained military working dogs to deter, detect and apprehend those that society has labeled as bad boys. I’ve confiscated large, very large quantity of drugs both on our borders as well as airports. I’ve been an animal control officer and even an armed security guard. I’ve had to rely on my ability to recall facts, situations or events in order to be successful at my job….the facts ma’am, nothing but the facts.
Throughout all my years of training and learned experiences I have to admit that I have the worst childhood memory. I often think that I surly must have been abducted by space aliens and to this day my heart skips a beat whenever I see Lost in Space reruns…….”Danger Will Robinson, Danger.”
It’s been roughly twenty seven years since we hung out. We’d ditch classes in high school and cruise in his sweet Camero blasting AC/DC and drinking Michelob’s while checking out the girls at the beach. Twenty seven years, twenty seven years, where did it all go?
I’ve always wondered what happened to him and now that I have an opportunity to ask I’m not sure how too.
I’m 42 years old and I don’t have any man friends that I can go to a hockey game with or tell lewd or discriminative jokes too. Just me and my computer, that’s all I need and maybe this paper weight, that’s all I need.
Or is it.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (2:34 pm)
I'll listen to any lewd or discriminative jokes and may even tell a few myself.. not the same I know. Kudos for finding a "manfriend". now you can go blow up things together...
posted by: Barnabus1 (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (2:44 pm)
How does one survive without haveing a few friends to go to cafe's and eat, and perhaps drink with??
Or...yea....even to sit and chat with??? I agree...you must have been abducted!!! Glad you're back though...now go find some buddies!!!
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (2:50 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
This particular guy is like seven hours away so it's not likely that we'll be hanging out together.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (2:51 pm)
Reply to: Barnabus1
I can make friends, I've seen me do it countless times. I find it extremely hard to let down my guard.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (2:56 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
maybe you can be weekend warriors...
posted by: mimi (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (4:15 pm)
if i was a man, i would be your friend : )
otherwise, you will just have to let me "mother" you, for that is my lot in life! xoxox
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (4:20 pm)
Reply to: mimi
I would be honored to have you as a man friend mimi and I'm always available to be mothered. I need all the help I can get.
posted by: mimi (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (4:33 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
: ) i am a good mumma, too...
i think i might have to bake you some NUT cookies! : )
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (4:40 pm)
Reply to: mimi
Yes please, with chocolate too.......mmmmmmmm chocolate.
posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (6:00 pm)
oh ... did I hear cookies, and with nuts too!
I'll be right there!
Don't eat them all ~ I'll hurry as fast as I can!
I'll bring the coffee ~ and cream and sugar if you like that!
See ya' soon ~ ((hugs))
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (7:42 pm)
Reply to: auntconi
We'll save you some cookies for sure for sure. And I'll put a fresh pot of coffee on too.
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (8:31 pm)
I want to know more about the paper weight.
Nice post.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (8:42 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
Thank you. The paerweight is a vintage Joe St. Clair currently up for auction on ebay.
posted by: fractalmom (reply)
post date: 03.12.08 (6:28 am)
what the hell are the little freakin black dots that appear and disappear???? no wonder it's just you and the paper weight..and mrs squirrel LOL.
age brings loneliness. that sucks. change it. go have a beer with someone you know after work. or something.
wait, don't you have some fellow pyromaniacs? what are they? chopped liver?
you'll feel better after you go blow something up !!
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.12.08 (7:05 am)
Reply to: fractalmom
It's true I do need to blow up some stuf and make some noise. My fellow pyromaniacs are my inlaws and stuff.
I think I need to pick up a bad habit or two.
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 03.12.08 (8:26 am)
Bad boys - Bad boy - Whatcha gonna do?....
Ok, you know I HAD to! :D
Tell you new-found, old-friend to come see you blow things up this 4th of July! - Hey, I'm sure he could use a vacation, - and yeah, I agree with everyone else, you need to blow some things up - and SOON!
SELL THE PAPERWEIGHT!!?!?? - Don't tell me, the coffee mug is next!?!?!! :O
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.12.08 (11:49 am)
Reply to: PirateGirl
Mrs. Squirrel loves to sell on ebay. If I want to keep something I better not leave it lying around or it goes up for auction.....YIKES!
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.12.08 (3:17 pm)
sssshhh..the aliens are outside peeping in...
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.12.08 (3:46 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Don't let them in! I've seen them do terrible things with stirrups and turkey basters.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.12.08 (4:17 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
so that is where gyno doctors come from...
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.12.08 (6:43 pm)
did you climb a tree and try to act like a nut when the martions came to visit you??
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.13.08 (9:16 am)
you'd be surprised at who you find on adultfriend finder dot com...
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 03.13.08 (1:22 pm)
Alright. Go ahead. This is not usual for me in social connections. But..., given your situation, go ahead and tell me a lewd and discriminative joke. I promise to listen and laugh, and absolutely will not tell your wife. I promise.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.13.08 (1:49 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
your reply was funny...
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.13.08 (2:18 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
It was pretty was, huh? I haven't thought of a good comeback yet.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.13.08 (2:19 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
It was pretty was, huh? I haven't thought of a good comeback yet.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.13.08 (2:25 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
do huh??(looks confused)
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.13.08 (2:58 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Now I'm confused?????
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.13.08 (3:06 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
dude, i found sully erna's myspace page so i'm massively confused now...and trying to mop up drool
(whispers i'm also wickedwiccan02 on myspace. why 2 u ask..cause i dont want the wankers here in the real world buggen me about certain things and son wanted a myspacepage)
~singing~ BANG YOUR HEAD
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 03.13.08 (9:08 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
better watch out fer yer "funtowear"!
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.14.08 (9:19 am)
could use your explosive skills to blow up all the tourans here for the sharpi 300 or 500 ah shit..the bristol nascar races...
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.14.08 (9:31 am)
Reply to: nightbreed
nascar?.......nascar?....wtf? nascar?.......papi does NOT watch nor endorse redneck games such as nascar. nascar? I feel my IQ dropping everytime I type nascar.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.14.08 (9:38 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
yeah i know! only a moroon would pay up to 500 bucks to watch cars drive around in a circle..
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.14.08 (9:42 am)
Reply to: nightbreed
Tru dat! I've done a fireworks show on the center field for a nascar sponsored race last year. That was exciting.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.14.08 (9:54 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
when i was 18 and living with mybest friend who's dad done that type of stuff, we done a fireworks thingy for a bush race in north carolina.... how bout them chickens..lol
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 03.16.08 (12:03 am)
You have the best friends right here SZ, we are always here ready to laugh at your jokes, or just hang with you while you have a beer. I would like to see that paper weight though.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.17.08 (5:40 am)
HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY TO YOU...
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.20.08 (3:40 pm)
see... i stopped in..usually dont leave a comment..