Pyro Seminar 2008
02.23.08 (4:14 pm) [edit]
Each year we have a training seminar that covers the regulatory aspect of transporting hazardous materials, filling out government mandated paperwork, new product and of course safe handling practices. The crust of the seminar is making sure you do what you need to do to keep ATF and state government officials from making our lives a living hell.
Yeah I know, I'm to pretty to go to prison.
The training is put on by Pyro Spectaculars, a huge fireworks company that has been in business for five generations. If interested please check out their web site at:
Anywho, bring it on back......time for me to drop a name just to build my own self worth. I received a letter of recommendation today from a very well respected man in the pyro and filming industry (JT Combs). He does special effects and you may have seen his work on the movie; Ladder 49. When I got his recommendation it made me feel all squishy inside, I came so close to throwing my boxers at him.......he's a legend of rock star proportion.
We were going to setup and fire of some fireworks for the newbies but the weather took a turn for the worse. Now, I'm back at home relaxing and I feel like I'm about to come down with a cold.........
Life is good, love is beautiful and fireworks makes me tingle.
posted by: OldSchool (reply)
post date: 02.23.08 (4:21 pm)
Hope you can fight off that cold.
Nothing like a great fireworks display in the summer.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 02.23.08 (4:24 pm)
Reply to: OldSchool
Thanks OS, I'm trying hard not to let it get me. Firework displays are best year round, love me some pyro spectaculars.
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 02.23.08 (4:56 pm)
That's what ya get fer throwin' yer underware!
BRRRRRRRRR! AAA-CHOOO! :O
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 02.23.08 (5:02 pm)
Reply to: PirateGirl
Yeah huh? Brings on a new meaning of; "Shiver me timber!"
;D
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 02.23.08 (5:05 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
HA! Ayye it does Matey! - Ayye it does!
posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 02.23.08 (5:44 pm)
Well I think he's got it
~ shiver me timber and tossing his underwear...
ahahahahahahahhahahah.... oh my goodness ...
you crack me up, you silly nut!
Take some Zicam and nip the cold quickly ~ hope you are feeling better!
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 02.23.08 (5:51 pm)
Reply to: auntconi
Thanks coni! I don't need to be out in the cold without my boyshorts, all the squirrels will laugh at me.
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 02.23.08 (6:03 pm)
Pretty cool. Sounds like a hell of a lot of fun.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 02.23.08 (6:05 pm)
Reply to: surrogate
It is, high explosives and friends, what could be better?
posted by: fractalmom (reply)
post date: 02.24.08 (8:12 am)
glad you got that recommendation !! how cool for you !! we only get pyrotechnics at fourth of july celebrations around these here parts....being out in the middle of bum (*&^ nowhere LOL.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 02.24.08 (8:15 am)
Reply to: fractalmom
Our area manager does a great job of selling shows all year long.
posted by: mest2007 (reply)
post date: 02.24.08 (8:37 am)
hey/ my new username is ....timm17
posted by: mimi (reply)
post date: 02.24.08 (9:38 am)
lololol! hope you are only suffering allergies and not a full fledged cold! xoxox
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 02.24.08 (10:18 am)
Reply to: mest2007
Got it! And got you on my friends list too. It's amazing how tblog is unfriendly to you.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 02.24.08 (10:19 am)
Reply to: mimi
I'm thinking it might be allergies and hoping that it's not a full fledge battle with the cold.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 02.28.08 (1:29 pm)
too pretty to go to prison..(ha) you just made me laugh
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 02.28.08 (8:53 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Glad I made you laugh, I need all the support I can get. Might need a care package c/o the federal prison system.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 02.28.08 (10:48 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
need some soap on a rope??
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 02.29.08 (5:20 am)
Reply to: nightbreed
That would be my first item of defense, then perhaps some diapers. If confronted I would soil my self. I would lose all my sexy points if I crapped myself but it would be worth it to keep my man virtue in tact.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 02.29.08 (2:51 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Ha! there are those with scat fetishes ya know (rofl). how about some super glue for those cheeks of yours??
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 02.29.08 (2:59 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Even I, the great pyrotechnic squirrel would have to decline on the super glue offer. Colorful explosions are meant for the night sky and not in my funtowear underwear.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 02.29.08 (3:01 pm)
funtowear underwear eh.. now that's a new one...
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 02.29.08 (3:06 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
I can see how you could be taken back by my funtowears, its a long story thats been well documented in my adventures here............
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 02.29.08 (3:10 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
as I have been on a super long haitus (sp) from here.. I guess I shall be hitting the interesting folks archives.. guess your one of the interesting ones..(insert evil laughter)
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 02.29.08 (3:22 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
I too will have to peer into your archives as well to see what interesting things I can learn about you. I had a lot of interesting posts that I recently deleted from ShoutPost.......It's probably best that I destroyed them.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 02.29.08 (4:21 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
as I had a crap load under the name of Godsmack. sadly some rather ummm not nice people used my own words on here to blackmail me . so now i have had to come into hiding under my dark blog..dang those not so nice people in my life.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (2:58 pm)
ok, ive been in here like a million times already.. when is the next new post coming up??
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (3:01 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Doah! I'm a guy and sometimes I get lazy especially when I'm nailed to a computer 8 - 10 hours a day at work. I will dazzle you soon with my shenanigans very very soon......pinky swear.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (3:06 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
darn! and here i thought you were a bored single mom off of work like me..
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (3:12 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
I was once mistaken for a soccer mom with my over sized moobies. And the bad thing is I don't have kids.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (3:24 pm)
how did you know i had over sized breatests?? are you the person that peeps into my windows at night?? if so.. i shall moon you next time..muwahahahaha
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (3:36 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
muwahahahaha.....if you are saying that you have over sized man boobs (moobies) then I have painted the wrong picture in my head.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (3:50 pm)
DAMN IT!! you just made me spit tea all over my screen and my sons looking at me like i'm nuts!
if i had moobies then i would also have a penis..if that were the case how come i spend money every month for my "special little friend" that goes..mmmmmmmmm hey, i would also be rather rich for being the first male to give birth.. let me go check down my pants and i'll get back to ya..lol
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (4:00 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Don'tcha know that boys have penis's and girls have vagina's? Or as Oprah would say, va-jay-jay.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (4:14 pm)
OMG! i call my son jacob, va-jay-jay. Guess i need to change that. the closest ive come to a penis is the purple one in my bath room..i thought they were all purple and vibrated..
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (4:19 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Sounds like it's turning purple because you're depriving poor ole BOB (battery operated boyfriend) of oxygen. Let that poor bastard breathe.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (4:23 pm)
sssshhhh... i think i broke it
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (4:42 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Have you thought about administering it's last rights?
We are gathered here to show respect to the dearly departed. Bob was cut down in his prime. A strong man who was a pioneer. He went were no man has ever gone before. And through diversity, he kept plugging along. He had a veracious appetite and seemed to go on for ever. This man was a real spokes man for the Every Ready Bunny....he kept going and going and going. I had heard that a coworker was filled with so much ambition that she nearly chipped a tooth in gratification. He will be dearly missed.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (4:47 pm)
hahahhahahaha! He just needed fresh batteries! so ha! might want to check your "pocket buddy" sometime..lol batteries arent what they use to be especialy when your child takes them out to put in his gun...
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (4:49 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
It's good that it all worked out in "the end"
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.06.08 (5:11 pm)
but which end did it "work out" for?? ummmm rofl (your funny)
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 03.08.08 (6:37 am)
Congrats! Yesterday I traveled across state lines to visit with my mom in Alabama. Here in Georgia, sales of fireworks is illegal. Not in Alabama, which maybe explains the why so many of the waitresses and busboys have missing fingers. Anyhow, just before crossing into the state of Georgia, I pass several large fireworks stores. They advertise with huge billboards. Sometime, I'll have to stop and check it out. Faintly I remember m-80's. When I was a bratty and troublesome teenager, a few times I would put a lit cigarette upon the fuses of a couple of m-80's, and leave them upon the window frame of a disliked school teacher, at 2 in the morning. I delighted at the kaboom, the frantic turning on of lights, and of course the visits of the police to the premises. We would sit far up on the mountainside, watching the commotion with binoculars. Ah, the wonderful days of childhood.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.08.08 (11:01 am)
boo...
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.09.08 (2:55 pm)
Einen glücklichen blanken heidnischen Tanz auf Ihrem blog... ha so tun!
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.09.08 (5:50 pm)
Reply to: nightbreed
Vas ist los? Eined beer bitte.
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.10.08 (5:30 am)
Es ist für Bier zu früh. Kaffee bitte.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.10.08 (5:41 am)
Reply to: nightbreed
ya kaffee ist gute
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.10.08 (5:43 am)
Reply to: nightbreed
Guten Morgen ya
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.10.08 (5:46 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
das Kriechen zurück zu Bett... möchten verbinden??
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.10.08 (5:54 am)
Reply to: nightbreed
What da hewl? It's been a life time since I lived in Germany. My German is very limited to a mere couple of words ya. The closest I get is when I put on my literhozen and snarf down a bratworst
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (7:28 am)
~insert evil laughter~ i've found you on myspace..muwahahahhahaha
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (11:12 am)
Reply to: nightbreed
I call myspace my dangerplace......
posted by: nightbreed (reply)
post date: 03.11.08 (2:27 pm)
it's pretty with all the fire and stuff...