Missing In Action......so to speak

It's been a while since I've put pen to paper so to speak. My case load has been increasing to the point that it sometimes feels like I'm spinning my wheels without making much progress other then leaving skid marks under my seat. With each new client that walks in, your's truly has to reach in his bag of many tricks to pull out pom poms and the "go get 'em speech" that will hopefull drive them to find a job instead of into your livingroom to steal your stuff.
I was sitting with a young lady, she had the battle scars of a long time meth addiction. She was bound and determined that this time was the last time and that her prison number was being retired after she completed parole. Of course, being an addict she has children of her own in and out of the foster care which is another sad case. The topic of education came up and she wanted to know if home schooling was a viable option for her kids instead of sticking them into a classroom and being forgotten about. I told her that I am a strong supporter of home schooling. I went on to say that I was home schooled for a short time until I was caught sleeping with the teacher.
Now that I got that out of the way, the reason for the road flare, 6 inch shell and a shot of me hand firing is that I have a strong itch to light off some high grade fireworks.
posted by: fractalmom (reply)
post date: 01.27.08 (8:53 am)
i am SO glad i don't have your job LOL. With my daughter, i wouldn't let any of them out.....
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 01.27.08 (8:58 am)
Reply to: fractalmom
There's actually a lot of good people that got caught up doing some stupid stuff. Then there's the jackasses that should not be allowed to leave their prison cell. One does what they can in hopes that the mark we leave will encourage and inspire the right decission.
posted by: OldSchool (reply)
post date: 01.27.08 (9:01 am)
Glad to see you back.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 01.27.08 (9:04 am)
Reply to: OldSchool
Thanks OldSchool, good to be back.
posted by: surrogate (reply)
post date: 01.27.08 (9:13 am)
Were the fireworks in celebration of a particularly good day with the teacher? A metaphor?
(Sorry. You can't throw easy fastballs over the middle of the plate and not expect some line-drives..)
Nice to see you post. My Anti-Meth slogan:
"Just say n... Wait a minute; you were doing what? Are you friggen nuts? That stuff'll kill you."
So far, it hasn't been very effective.
posted by: inkspector (reply)
post date: 01.27.08 (9:18 am)
I think her kids may be better off in school till she gets her act together.
Glad to see you back.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 01.27.08 (9:23 am)
Reply to: surrogate
The most important learning tool for hand firing high explosives is simply: Stop, Drop & Roll.
As far as the home studies went, I still find it increasingly difficult not to assume the position when I hear the crack of a ruler against a hard oak desk.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 01.27.08 (9:25 am)
Reply to: inkspector
Thanks Jean, it's good to be back and I think you're right about keeping her kids at school.
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 01.27.08 (9:30 am)
Good to see you back.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 01.27.08 (9:31 am)
Reply to: LadyG
Thanks LadyG, so good to be back as long as I can stay focused :)
posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 01.27.08 (12:17 pm)
I see you found the nuts
strategically placed
just
so one would be enticed to follow,
follow,
follow,
follow ~ gotcha!
Nice to see you in this neck of the woods again!
(hugs) to you and the other nuts in your neighborhood!!!
.
*ps ~ I asked before
and you chose to ignore
but, how do you make that
"welcome scrolling banner"
as I'd like to put one like that???
:D
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 01.27.08 (12:19 pm)
Reply to: auntconi
I will send you the html code in a tmail post haste :D
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 01.28.08 (9:56 am)
Did NO ONE comment on the "skid marks under my seat" statement??????? Not even Surrogate????
(Man - you guys are really slippin!)
Great to have you back Nut Job, er..I mean, Nut Boy, er... Squirrel Boy........what's your name again?
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 01.28.08 (10:35 am)
Reply to: PirateGirl
It's a gift that keeps giving. A story within a story.
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 01.28.08 (10:39 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Ah! - One can only hope to imagine! ;)
( great to have you back! )
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 01.28.08 (10:42 am)
Reply to: PirateGirl
It's great to be back, I am hard at work looking for my next dialog.
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 01.28.08 (10:49 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
AVAST! - I'd say ye come to the right place, Matey!
;D
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 01.28.08 (10:51 am)
Ps. - Ye might want ta be changin' them "funtowear" first tho Matey - being the "skid-arks" and all... :/
ArrrG!
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 01.28.08 (10:52 am)
e-hem - that would be "skid-Marks" ( sorry 'bout that)
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 01.28.08 (11:09 am)
Reply to: PirateGirl
I'm promoting skid marks of various types. Not to be confused with the slip-n-slide.....same ride but different attraction.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 01.28.08 (11:10 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Now, that's some funny stuff right there.
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 01.28.08 (11:27 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Different indeed! LOL!
*btw - I don't see any lil blue dots showing up on your map when *I* visit your page :(
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 01.28.08 (12:21 pm)
Reply to: PirateGirl
The Map isn't working :(
posted by: crazylady (reply)
post date: 01.31.08 (4:42 pm)
It is nice to see you back, I admire what you are doing and think that it is wonderful to beable to place those individuals in a job, keep them focused on the job and not the jail cell. I agree with the rest of the gang, that lady has a long way to go and her kids need to be in school until she gets where she needs to be.
I hope that you stocked up on the nuts seeing that you are so busy that you leave a trail in the seat of your pants. Soooo busy that is a good thing.
Good luck in placing those individuals if only more of us could accept them into society, maybe things would be better for us all.
posted by: blurem23 (reply)
post date: 02.12.08 (6:09 am)
thanks for welcoming me. Nice topics you have here. more power to your blog.
posted by: doeeyed (reply)
post date: 02.16.08 (11:49 am)
You Slacker! ;)
It's good "see" you Ken.
I hope you and yours are doing well.