P.A.C.T. Meeting
08.23.07 (7:24 am) [edit]
Well, once again it's time to play nice nice with a bunch of newly released convicts over at the parole office. It's time for the Parole And Community Team meeting. Were I get to talk to roughly a 125 ex-offenders and tell them the benefits of becoming a law abiding citizen who will hopefully have enough skills to be gainfully employed. I have to convince them that the mean streets of Fesno doesn't want them but our employers do.....Help me help you get a job and start supporting all them beautiful kids of yours. Don't do it for me, don't do it for yourself...for God's sake do it for your kids......the kids...the kids...it's all for our kids! Asalamalicum and I'm out.
Now were did I leave my nuts?
posted by: bratmom (reply)
post date: 08.23.07 (7:38 am)
Only you. Good luck!
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 08.23.07 (8:13 am)
Reply to: bratmom
I'll be okay as long as the parole agents don't take my pokin' stick.
posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 08.23.07 (10:07 am)
Interesting, very interesting!
I suggest you keep the pokin' stick attached with a strong cord.
~ and Good Luck on your day.
*ps - I think your nuts are under your desk; to avoid embarrassment, check there first!
posted by: PirateGirl (reply)
post date: 08.23.07 (10:52 am)
I think you left them on the tblurt board last night! ;)
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 08.23.07 (1:19 pm)
Reply to: auntconi
Amazing...you are truly gifted in the field of nutology ;)
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 08.23.07 (1:20 pm)
Reply to: PirateGirl
Doah! I'm always losing them in the weirdest places :)
posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 08.23.07 (3:07 pm)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Well, thank you, kind sir! ;)
posted by: Nefri (reply)
post date: 08.23.07 (4:35 pm)
Hahaha!! Asalamalikum??? You are one racist squirrel... with very dead, demonic eyes. O.O
later chief!! XD
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 08.23.07 (4:37 pm)
Reply to: Nefri
Um...racist? Not this squirrel.
posted by: apyjo (reply)
post date: 08.25.07 (6:20 am)
I admire what you do.I know I couldn't do it.
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 08.27.07 (12:33 pm)
How about...
stay on the outside and you can shower and pee w/o having to ask permission?
eating food that tastes decent?
not having to resort to your bunkmate for conjugal visits?
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 08.27.07 (5:11 pm)
Reply to: scubadiva
Well said. And supporting your kids so we don't have too.
posted by: scubadiva (reply)
post date: 08.28.07 (8:09 am)
Reply to: squirrelzone
Um, I don't have any kids that I'm aware of. And I think I'd be aware of spawning.
That would require having sex.
What's that?
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 08.28.07 (8:50 am)
Reply to: scubadiva
Hmmm, what a serious predicament. Spawning is a great visual....a lot of flopping around grasping for air.
posted by: froggie (reply)
post date: 09.09.07 (8:47 pm)
Even the kids aren't enough for some to walk the straight & narrow.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 09.09.07 (8:51 pm)
Reply to: froggie
It's sad, you would think that a parent would want better for their kids. It's all about the next score, fix or deal.
