1. Please don't step on my nuts

2. My den does NOT have a back entrance

3. Roasting nuts on an open fire is not permitted

4. Its okay to play with nuts before tucking them away for later consumption

5. Nuts are a privilege and not a right

6. Nuts will be checked at the door

7. There’s a two nut limit

8. Wash, Rinse and Repeat

9. More rules may be added later for improper handling of nuts