Forest Rules
08.21.07 (2:43 pm) [edit]
1. Please don't step on my nuts
2. My den does NOT have a back entrance
3. Roasting nuts on an open fire is not permitted
4. Its okay to play with nuts before tucking them away for later consumption
5. Nuts are a privilege and not a right
6. Nuts will be checked at the door
7. There’s a two nut limit
8. Wash, Rinse and Repeat
9. More rules may be added later for improper handling of nuts
posted by: rosietulips (reply)
post date: 08.21.07 (2:53 pm)
Here is one of my favourite jokes!
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!
posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 08.21.07 (3:21 pm)
*giggle*
This is quite a nutty post ~ I like it!
But then I am considered kind of nutty myself ~ oh well, that isn't the worst thing, at least in my opinion! See ya!
*skipping of singing "sometimes I feel like a nut ..."
posted by: bratmom (reply)
post date: 08.21.07 (3:22 pm)
Still love it Bro!
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 08.21.07 (6:21 pm)
So, do you know a way to combine your affinity for nuts with your love for pyrotechnics? Think about it. Rather painful, seems to me.
posted by: LadyG (reply)
post date: 08.21.07 (6:51 pm)
Waiting on further rules, I love this nutty post squirrel.
posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 08.21.07 (8:58 pm)
Where did this explosive van come from? Isn't this different from the one you had the other day?
You said you were into 'pyrotechnics' but WOW!
posted by: auntconi (reply)
post date: 08.22.07 (1:54 pm)
Whew, glad to see that van gone and the friendly squirrels are checkin' us all out - much more appropriate for the squirrelzone, I'd say!
posted by: PastorDave (reply)
post date: 08.22.07 (5:39 pm)
Explosive van with incinerated squirrels ontop would be nice.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 08.22.07 (6:12 pm)
Reply to: PastorDave
Doah!
posted by: mcgowan (reply)
post date: 09.11.07 (4:29 pm)
This one was great. You are pretty cleaver.
posted by: squirrelzone (reply)
post date: 09.11.07 (5:03 pm)
Reply to: mcgowan
Thanks MC, I'm plagued with euphemisms from time to time
posted by: himanshufunny (reply)
post date: 11.01.07 (1:25 am)
ok!i follow the rules if i go to forest.
